Only in Australia can cruelty to flies be an issue !!!hmm

Without wishing to open a can of worms Max - how do they humanely kill fish out there ? :cheers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 With a 'Barbie' of course

our Kevr is on form lately
:cool:

Ahhhh. We kill fish by biting their heads off . . .

Watching sky tv, I thought you just kissed them and put them back :exclam :thumbs

[user=10]mikeyh[/user] wrote:

I dont think its that the swatter causes distress to the flies its more that they have been used to 'control' or chastise' other animals. I was speaking to my cousin earlier today whos a Police chief in Oz and he thinks its stupid as well!!

sign of the times!

Mikey

I was also informed the other animals could be humans. Same vain as a Tazer that is used by police. Or a cattle prod (not used by police).

As I said before, I make my grass stand up with a vacuum cleaner. They are legal here in OZ.  I think!

Ian

being kissed by a hairy ex-footballer is like having your head bitten off . . .

But does it make the grass... oh, forget it:exclam

 :thud

well it makes your hair stand on end, so maybe….

 Mike

This is the site to that hairy footballer that Max & Mike are making comments about

http://www.rexhunt.com.au/

 

Tim, while those hats may keep flys away, I cannot see them make grass stand up straight

Not even if you used those new plastic corks?

[user=95]Sol[/user] wrote:

This is the site to that hairy footballer that Max & Mike are making comments about

http://www.rexhunt.com.au/

That's the one I was talking about, Sol, in my original comment :exclam just couldn't find the site :exclam:exclam

Reading the comments added after my post, perhaps I shouldn't have bothered, as now (in order to make my grass stand up) I'm wondering if I can find a hairy, one-time footballing, fish kissing, tazer weilding guy, with standing-up hair and a bushman's hat. Then we can take my layout down to the local bilabong (wherever and whatever that is) and I can waltz with a girl called Matilda while this guy fixes my scenery :exclam:exclam 

:shock::shock: I'm off now  :chicken:chicken :pedal:pedal

Jeff
:doublethumb:wow:cool:

[user=95]Sol[/user] wrote:

This is the site to that hairy footballer that Max & Mike are making comments about

http://www.rexhunt.com.au/

Reminds me of the joke….What's big and hairy and smells like fish? Rex Hunt of course.

Jeff - you could always keep the layout dry at the billabong by tucking it under your jum-buck !!

Jeff, sorry to disappoint you, but matilda wasn't a girl . . .

… I'd also like to see anyone try and tuck something under a jumbuck :shock::shock::shock::shock:

[user=269]MaxSouthOz[/user] wrote:

Jeff, sorry to disappoint you, but matilda wasn't a girl . . .

:It's a no noMy comment was never intended to be prototypical :roll::roll:
It's my layout and Matilda can be anything I want her to be :exclam:exclam:exclam 

Well the line I heard was something like that anyway thumbs:thumbs

Oh oh!  Another Dingo Control layout:exclam;-);-);-)