Grockles, especially Lunneners.

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A Devon farmer sees a man kneeling beside his stream, drinking from the surface of the water…

"'Ere my luvver, you'm don't wanna be drinking that! It's full of 'orse piss and cow sh1t…..!"

The man says "I'm from London, could you speak more slowly, please?"

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" USE - BOTH - HANDS….THEN YOU WON'T SPILL ANY…."


Doug

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'You may share the labours of the great, but you will not share the spoil…'  Aesop's Fables

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:mutley :mutley :mutley :mutley
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Hahaha, very good!
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Got a good giggle out of that. Since moving to Bribie Island I find myself calling the weekenders "bloody grockles."
Cheers Pete.
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Some parts call them emmets, dialect for ants, for the way they swarm.

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Cheers MIKE
I'm like my avatar - a local ruin!
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