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The Third Strain of the NILE Virus is coming…
I thought you would want to know about this virus. Even the most advanced computer programs from Norton, McAfee, Eset - Nod 32 and others cannot take care of this one.
It appears to target those who were born prior to 1958.
Virus Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that)
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. (That too)
3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person. (Yep)
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Ah-ha)
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Done that)
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished. (Oh no, not again)
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND. (Hate that)
8. Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE. (Heck, oh no!)
It's called the C-NILE virus!
A lot of us have already been inflicted with this deadly disease and unfortunately as we age it gets worse!
I thought you would want to know about this virus. Even the most advanced computer programs from Norton, McAfee, Eset - Nod 32 and others cannot take care of this one.
It appears to target those who were born prior to 1958.
Virus Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that)
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. (That too)
3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person. (Yep)
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Ah-ha)
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Done that)
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished. (Oh no, not again)
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND. (Hate that)
8. Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE. (Heck, oh no!)
It's called the C-NILE virus!
A lot of us have already been inflicted with this deadly disease and unfortunately as we age it gets worse!
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Whilst responding to SWMBO's orders to bring her a cup of tea at sparrow-fart, on Thursday I boiled the kettle and poured half-a-pint of boiling water into the tea caddy.
It probably beats pouring half-a-pint of milk into the kettle…….
Getting Daft Doofer
'You may share the labours of the great, but you will not share the spoil…' Aesop's Fables
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin
In the land of the slap-dash and implausible, mediocrity is king
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin
In the land of the slap-dash and implausible, mediocrity is king
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