The Irish Magic Trick

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An Irishman and a Scot went into a bakery. The Scot stole three pastries and stuck them in his pocket. He said to the Irishman, "See how slick I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The Irishman said, "You Scots are so dishonest! I'll show you an honest way to get three free pastries." He said to the bakery owner, "If you give me a pastry, I'll show you a magic trick." The intrigued owner accepted and handed him a pastry. The Irishman ate it and asks for another. The owner gave him a second. The Irishman asks for and got a third and ate that, too. The owner got suspicious. "So? What's the magic trick?" The Irishman replied, "Look in the Scotsman's pocket!"
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