An atheist was fishing when his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness Monster, which flipped him and his boat high into the air. As the man sailed head over heels, he screamed, "Oh, God! Help me!" and everything froze in place, hanging in mid-air. A voice boomed from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me?" "Come on, God, give me a break!" the man pleaded. "A minute ago, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!"