St Peter is standing at the Gates of Heaven, welcoming the new members, when he spots a note in the register, and as a gentleman approaches, St Peter says, "I'm sorry, Sir, but you do not qualify for immediate entry to Heaven.  However, if you accept, and successfully a complete a challenge, your entry is guaranteed.""Oh!" Says the man, "What do I have to do?"
"Well," says St Peter, pointing at a bucket, "If you take this and return to earth, all you have to do is use it to empty the Atlantic Ocean."

"What!  That is ridiculous!  Impossible!" says the man, "Is there another challenge?"

St Peter consulted his book.  "Well, yes.  You need to go back to earth, visit Donald Trump and get him to concede the election and make a smooth transition to the new administration."

"So," says the man, "If I manage one of these tasks I can be assured of a place in Heaven?"

St Peter smiled and nodded

"Ok…..pass me the bucket!"

In a similar vein……

The OPOTUS (outgoing….) reached his fateful day and to his surprise was greeted by St Peter and Lucifer in the entrance foyer, both enticing him forward.

Lucifer immediately whispered something in his ear and DT followed enthusiastically. Before long there opened out vistas with Private Golf courses to the horizon, sandy beaches, bikini clad MOTOS, laughter, partying and all sorts of merriment. The devil now told him he was duty bound to return to St Peter to consider the competitive offer before deciding.

Ever the dealmaker, OPOTUS reckoned he could bargain for something even better but was disappointed to learn St Peter offered nothing more than peaceful music, harmony, contentment and happiness among the residents of all persuasions. Everyone being treated as equals.

Mind made up, OPOTUS scurried back to the foyer to search out Lucifer  who could not contain his delight on seeing his prize recruit. Responding, "Good! Follow me." they descended in an elevator which seemed to take for ever. The doors opened out onto licking flames, demons and everywhere tortured "residents". "Hold on!" shouted OPOTUS, where are the Golf courses, the girls….?

Lucifer. Ah! then we were recruiting, now you're hired!