An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work". 

The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work". 

The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work". 

The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Four years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"