A, B, C, D, E, F, G,  H,  I, J, K."

After being   married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He  looked at her for awhile, then said, "You're an alphabet wife . A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asked, "What the hell does that mean?"
He said,”   Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot."
She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely … but what about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The   swelling in his eye is going down, and the doctor is cautiously optimistic about saving his manhood