Tom Daley, Tessa Sanderson and Steve Cram were all going to Seb Coe's for supper.

Tom was taking the fish, Steve the chips and Tessa the mushy peas.  Seb was supplying the salt and vinegar.

They all settled down with their fish,chips and mushy peas neatly piled on a copy of yesterday's Sporting Pink when there was a knock at the door.

Seb went to answer it and, in unison, Tom, Tessa and Steve shouted "Who is it Seb ?"

 "It's just Fatima wi't bread"  replied Seb…………………………….

You are off my Christmas Card list………..Liz will receive hers in due course.

D

Eh? Ah woz reet flumoxed. Unless you know British sports personalities from the 1980's it's a dead duck. A Geordie, a Jamaican, a Cornishman and two Londoners? Takeout from Harry's? 

Nigel