Submit your choice of names for 3 signal box cats

G`day Matt,

Unfortunately it is too late to object to the objection deadline if you are considering raising an objection, which personally I feel is objectionable, however if you still wish to submit said objection accompanied by a statutory declaration which details why you missed the objection deadline….it will still be rejected under clause A paragraph 2 of the terms and conditions which states that any objectional objections accompanied by statutory declarations will be rejected.

Have you read the terms and conditions???….or do you object to that too.???

:cheers Gormo

:hmm I knew I should have gone into politics……I have a degree in verbal diarrhoea.

So there's no chance of a signal box goat then… isn't that animalism?

:tongue

No Ian,

That`s just common sense old mate. Our feline friends are there to do a job…..getting rid of those pesky rodents that might possibly chew through some essential wiring.

A goat would just stink the place out……Sheeeesh!!!!….The same applies to sheep, horses, cows, chickens or whatever other animals you may fancy.

That`s my final word……..no stinkin` goats!!!….. and I`m not kidding!!!

:cheers  Gormo

I saw that Matt !!!!:It's a no no

It's ok Matt my layouts having a signal box goat, its going to be a Cashmere… my signal man darns his own socks!

So  goat naming.  Stubborn. Ornery, won't listen to a word you say , always has to have the last bleat,……..:hmmhmmmm let me think…..how about



     BRIAN  !!!!!                         :doublethumb.             :tongue:tongue:tongue:tongue:tongue

Oh Crikey,

These bloomin` goats????….. and you`ll keep Matt…:It's a no no

Cauldron, cauldron, boil and bubble……..da da de da da de da da….hum hum te hum hum….Ooooh yeah.!!!
Now it says here in the book….Eye of Newt, Tail of Lizard, Fur from Rat, Rain Drops from the Misty Mountains…..Cauldron, cauldron, boil and bubble….da da de da da de da…hum hum te hum hum.
Ahhh yes me lovelies…….ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….and a GOAT !!!!



:cheers  Gormo

So, have you decided on the goat's name yet…???

Cheers, Gary.

Hi Gormo,

I've just caught upon all the latest thread postings and such a lot over the past 24 hours! Issie, Scarper and Chester are most happy to be earning their keep and sitting on the signal box keeper's laps when they stop for a cuppa, but are concerned about catching fleas from this alleged goat!

Bill :sad:

But what will the Stationmaster's dog do in all this?

Chase the cats?

G`day folks,

Inquiries keep rolling in about the alleged goat and his name. Well the alleged goat seems to be hanging around like a fart in a phone box and yes, a name has been proposed by Matt, God bless him.
Matt has suggested the goat be called Brian, although this proposition followed my rejection of Matt`s objections to the final selection of signal box cat names and I feel there may have been some hostile emotion behind his choice of name. Nonetheless the alleged goat now appears to have an alleged name…….Brian.
Fortunately, I make all the rules regarding name selections on my railway and I can veto any proposals at any time, although the proposer does have the right to object to the veto, providing they comply with the terms and conditions.
Now Mick is back queering the station masters dog……again.??
Well Mick I don`t know what the station masters dog will do in all this and quite frankly it doesn`t matter what the little so and so will do, because if he becomes a nuisance he might just fall off the platform when the 5:30pm express is passing through to London……Ooooops…..poor doggy???
I must point out that no plastic animals have been hurt during the building of my railway.

:cheers and Aloha!!

Gormo

:chicken

Blimey did he fall out the wrong side of the bed ?  That Brian is turning into a right  GROUSE :chicken


     

Cheers



Matt

That Brian is turning into a right  GROUSE

He only did it for a LARK, no need to CROW and keep  'OWLing about it,  yer making a right COCK up out of something MYNAH and getting on everybody's TITS you CUCKOO. Let's TERN back to PUFFIN steam trains.

Blimey.

Goats, Dogs, Birds, talk about :off topic


I know Noah had an ark, but just how many animals can you get in a signal box




Ed

Gentlemen, Gentlemen Please!!!!

A bit of order…….!!!!!

I must say this has been some fun……..I have had a good laugh writing some of my legalistic rubbish, and I hope all of you who have visited and participated, have had a laugh too. I did enjoy teasing Matt….sorry old mate…..you can object now if you want to.

So I don`t know what fate awaits the goats and dogs and whatever else you guys have planned for installation into GCJ, but I`m sure you will think of something.

I`ve always thought that I had a whacky, possibly even weird sense of humour, but after trading blows with you guys, I realize I`m not alone.



:cheers  Gormo


 

Sorry Gormo its Toto's fault he's gone Awal and left us loose about the hoose