THE NEW NILE VIRUS (TYPE C) —– I thought you would want to know about this virus. Even the most advanced computer programs from Norton, McAfee, and others cannot take care of this one. 
It appears to target those who were born prior to 1960. The sporadic lockdown seems to be increasing the chances of being affected!
 
VIRUS SYMPTOMS 
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. 
3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. 
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished. 
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.
 8. Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE.  
THIS VIRUS IS CALLED THE_ _ _ _C-NILE_ _ _ _VIRUS!_ 
 
A lot of us have already been inflicted with this disease and unfortunately, as we age, it gets worse. And if you can't admit to doing any of the above, you've obviously caught the other strain - the D-NILE virus. 
 
Doctors say a lot of naps and a daily dose of Dr. Jack Daniels or Dr. Johnnie Walker liquid medicine might help.  


PS Happier (and safer)  than 2020 New Year everyone!

Ba-dum-tsh!

Simply spiffin'

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