"How did you meet your wife?" "I found her in the gutter. I promised her that, if she agreed to marry me, she could begin anew and she'd never go near the gutter again." "Wow, what an incredible story! I hope she appreciates what you did for her." "Not so much. Even though she's not very good, she still loves to bowl!"

Well done.

You caught me out with that curve ball.

Paul

You bowled me over with that one....